I saw this awesome Japanese tourist walking at Garapan after work. I know he's awesome because he is wearing my all-time favorite MMA fighter's shirt: Kazushi Sakuraba san! Man, I should've gotten down to take a better picture. I was tempted to pull over and attempt to give him $50 to get that darned orange shirt, but I figured he'd be offended and put me in a Kimura. I should just Ebay the darned shirt but I'm lazy and frugal online. Oh, well!
A bit of Sun Tzu's Art of War for you:
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting."